Handmade · Adult · Hilarious
Light Up YourNaughty Side
Handcrafted soy wax candles shaped to impress and scented to seduce. Whether you're treating yourself or hunting for the most unforgettable gift, we've got just the thing to brighten someone's bits.
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Every candle hand-poured in the UK with 100% natural soy wax. Choose your shape, pick your scent. 🔥
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Our Story
Born from a Hen Do and a Brilliant Idea
It all started in 2019 when our founder, armed with a bag of soy wax, a candle wick, and a spectacularly rude mould, decided that the world needed more candles that made people laugh out loud.
What began as a cheeky gift for a friend's hen party quickly turned into something much bigger. Word spread, Instagram exploded (tastefully, we promise), and suddenly we had a proper little business on our hands.
Today, Wankee Candles is a proudly independent UK brand, hand-pouring every candle from our workshop in the heart of England.
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Candle Care Guide
Get the most from your candle with these essential tips. Burn safely, burn beautifully. 🕯️
Safety Warning — Please Read Before Burning
To prevent fire and serious injury: Burn candle within sight at all times. Keep away from drafts and vibrations. Keep out of reach of children and pets. Never burn a candle on or near anything that can catch fire, including curtains, books, paper, fabric, or flammable décor. Always place on a stable, heat-resistant surface away from the edge of furniture.
Burning Instructions
Trim the wick to ¼ inch (6mm) before every lighting — this prevents mushrooming, soot, and uneven burns. Keep the candle free of any foreign materials including matches and wick trimmings. Only burn the candle on a level, fire-resistant surface. Do not burn the candle for more than 4 hours at a time. Allow the candle to cool completely before relighting, trimming the wick, or moving.
First Burn Rules
- On the very first burn, allow the wax to melt all the way to the edge of the container — this prevents "tunnelling" on future burns.
- This first burn may take 2–4 hours depending on candle size. Be patient — it's worth it!
- Never extinguish before the melt pool reaches the edges on the first burn.
Wick Maintenance
- Trim the wick to ¼ inch before every single lighting for a cleaner, brighter, safer flame.
- A wick that is too long will produce excess soot, smoke, and an oversized flame.
- Use wick trimmers or nail scissors — pinch off and discard the excess before lighting.
- If the flame is too large, extinguish safely and trim before relighting.
Burn Time Guidelines
- Never burn for more than 4 hours in a single session — the vessel can overheat.
- Allow the candle to cool for at least 2 hours before relighting.
- Our standard candles burn 20–25 hours total; large candles 35–40 hours.
- Discontinue use when only ½ inch (1.5cm) of wax remains to avoid glass or container damage.
What to Avoid
- Never leave a burning candle unattended — always extinguish before leaving a room or sleeping.
- Keep away from open windows, fans, and air vents — draughts cause uneven burns and soot.
- Do not place near curtains, paper, books, or any flammable materials.
- Never move a burning candle or one with liquid wax — it can slosh and cause burns or fire.
- Never use water to extinguish — use a snuffer or gently blow out from a distance.
Storage Tips
- Store candles in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight and heat sources.
- Direct sunlight can fade colours, cause discolouration, and melt the wax surface.
- Keep the lid on or cover with cling film to protect from dust and preserve fragrance.
- Store upright — never on their side, as wax can shift and affect burn quality.
- Ideal storage temperature is below 25°C (77°F).
Wax & Surface Care
- If wax spills on surfaces, allow it to cool and harden completely, then gently peel or scrape off.
- For fabric or carpet spills: freeze with ice, then scrape off the wax, blot with warm water.
- Soy wax is water-soluble — spills on hard surfaces can be wiped clean with warm soapy water.
- White "frosting" on soy wax is completely natural and does not affect quality or scent.
Placement & Environment
- Always use a heat-resistant coaster or candle plate to protect surfaces.
- Keep at least 10cm (4 inches) of space between multiple burning candles.
- Ensure good ventilation in the room but avoid direct draughts on the flame.
- Do not burn in a completely sealed room — some air circulation is needed.
- Keep away from stairs, hallways, and high-traffic areas where they can be knocked over.
Soy Wax Care Notes
- Our candles are made from 100% natural soy wax — they may appear slightly different batch to batch, which is perfectly normal.
- Soy wax burns cooler than paraffin, giving you a longer, cleaner burn with less soot.
- The natural vanilla in some scents may cause slight discolouration over time — this is normal.
- Soy candles benefit from "memory burns" — always letting the full melt pool form extends the life of your candle.
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